Thirty-six years old. Wisconsin. I am a ghost who roams the halls of a technical college. Delete what I add to posts that you want to reblog. I don't care.



i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

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Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via dutchster)